I Believe I Can't Fly

Why does R. Kelly base a song on the premiss of him flying?  Humans can't fly without the use of a jetpack.  I understand the use of symbolism to symbolize something difficult, but base your symbols on reality.  Don't use symbols to represent something impossible.  Instead sing something like "I believe I can be the president".

I can't befriend anybody who doesn't embrace the hilarious behavior of cats.

Look At Fluffin

I have no clue about God's existence, but the cuteness of my kitten provides a reasonable argument for him, her, or whatever having a role in the creation of everything.

The Director's Secret

I've found the secret behind the comedy of Tim and Eric: Awesome Show Great Job, and the art behind any of David Lynch's films.  Tim and Eric just make the viewer so confused he or she has no other option, but to laugh.  David Lynch just confuses the viewer he or she has no other option, but to love (or hate) the plot.

Pronounce "Sudoku" the proper way.

Just Replace That Shit

I've just realized something.  I become extremely angry, because I have brain damage (I don't become angry all the time).  When somethings occurs that makes me mad, positive thoughts soon replace the anger.  I just need to stop behaving so impulsively, and most of my anger will become replaced by positive vibes.

Look At My Nude Lower Body

I'll wear my Cinco C-Bund out today.

Kate Upton is too provocative. It's just unfair to any other woman.

A Perfectly Normal Frustration

I become so frustrated when I play "Sudoku", and somebody, looking over my shoulder, tells where to put a number.  nosey people

Food has a very strong connection to epistemology.

I'll start a food conversation, and, before I know it, the conversation will morph into an epistemological conversation.

People Behave Better Than I Think

I pass judgement on people so quickly.  When I actually talk to the person I judged without exchanging any words with that person, I find out I judged that person too harshly compared to how he or she actually behaves.  I should learn the lesson to give people a little more credit.

Living is a dual task.

Fluffin doesn't have leukemia or aids.

I Miss Freglynn

Visiting my sister's place, today, made me realize how much I miss her cat.

Don't call "Sudoku" "Sudooku"

The World Has Gone Nuts

The world has, apparently, gone insane.  Nobody understands my hatred of the expression "lefty loosy, righty tighty".  Whenever I try to explain my hatred for this saying, the other person looks at me as if I have no reason to get "worked up" over a saying.  I just think, "What the hell.  I made such a convincing argument."  If one puts the center-point in the front of the jar/bottle/nozzle, then the expression righty loosy, lefty tighty would emerge.  That saying doesn't rhyme, therefore it would make no sense to say that.

"The Slowest Eater On Planet Earth Award" goes to Matthew Collura.

Fix the Exit Numbers

I exit the "Garden State Parkway" at exit 131, for therapy.  Exit 131a, and exit 131b precede this exit.  Exit 131a, and exit 131b should come after exit 131.

I Must Have an Answer

Can I desire any female more than I desire Jennifer Lawrence?

Better Left Unsaid

I've learned at least 1 thing about life recently.  For things requiring speech I think about whether the thing to say requires utterance, or doesn't require utterance.  If the topic requires public knowledge, I must say it.  If it doesn't require utterance, I might just not say it, because people can't always understand my speech.  I've learned most things don't require utterance/public knowledge.

Hope For the Unintelligent

I use the website "lumosity.com" often, to strengthen my injured brain.  This website uses the idea of neuroplasticity to strengthen the brain cells.  Recent science has concluded the brain neurons can strengthen through time.  So, a person can strengthen his or her brain.  Smart people can become super-smart, and unintelligent people can become intelligent.

Stop Picking Your Nose (In My Presence)

As a result of my brain injury, I have trouble behaving in a socially acceptable manner.  People interpret this weakness as a sign I'll accept any behavior.  My brain injury didn't lower my standards.

Prerequisite

I only have 1 guideline for my friends.  I call it MLC: Must Love Crackers.

Nickname

Please, call me "Quick Throat".

Why didn't Jeff Hostetler receive a "Hall of Fame" induction?

Puppy Bowl

I thought "Puppy Bowl IV" came around this year.  The fact we have already reached "Puppy Bowl IX" shows me how blind I've been.

I want to know why "Larry the Cable Guy"'s voice angers me.

Who's older?: my dad, or me

Pertinent Life-questioning

I need to find an answer for this question:  Why did I ever prefer any Wawa milkshake over the Banana-Strawberry smoothie from Wawa?