Comtemporary Pop. Music = Shit

Most pop. music really sucks.  I don't like pop. music from any era.  I don't like generally labeled "good" classic rock, which I think was pop. music for the era from whence it came.  I wonder if any era's pop. music sucks as much as this era's pop. music.

I'll just be sitting around, minding my own business, and a thought about the Pimp Palace will pop into my head. This phenomenom will cause me to smile.

I'm Mad Lucky

I'm a very lucky guy.  I, actually, see my accident as luck.  I can handle, and overcome, all of the physical challenges I face.  I feel lucky that I'm able to confidently conquer all of my physical challenges.  My accident actually made me much more confident than I've ever been.  I realize not many people can endure the physical challenges I've endured.  My accident gave me a lot of perspective.  I never saw just how good I have it.  I have great friends, I have good genetics, (not to be arrogant) I'm relatively good-looking, I have a great best-friend (my sister), and (not to be arrogant again) I'm intelligent.  I've been lucky from birth.  I was born an intellectual, handsome male.  I had no say in these things, therefore it's completely luck that made these things happen.  Luckily, I had a very nice upbringing, where I had and still have a great family, and I made some great friends.  I had no say in any of these things.

No amount of arguing can possibly convince me that unflavored yogurt does anything but harm society.

Language Barrier

I've realized a consistent theme in movies: the ability of one animal (who speaks a human language in the movie) to talk to another animal from a different species.  I'd assume a species disconnection would disallow a bee, for instance, to talk to a mosquito.  In most movies, it seems as if the only language barrier is between humans and beasts.

Deena Muffin

I have an idea for a film franchise.  The fims will fall under the common title "Deena Muffin".  Whenever Deena meets someone, she says, "The name's Muffin...Deena Muffin."

You reap what you sew.

An overwhelmingly negative person fails to realize that most of the negativity happening to him or her is his or her own doing.

I'M NOT DISABLED

Don't see me as a disabled person.  I actually have many abilities.  As a result of superior physical condition, I didn't perish on the mountaintop.  As a result of my superior mental condition, and the many hours I spent studying in undergrad. and grad. school (exercising my brain), I thrive in the cognitive exercises I complete daily.  When you see me in my wheelchair, just think I'd much rather be going about my life as a completely ambulatory individual.  One day (I don't know when), I WILL run the New York Marathon, just as I planned to do when I crashed my snowboard.

If ignorance is bliss, then I must be very blissful.

One must attain emotional enlightenment to acheive exceptional physical alignment.

pineapple - a fruit that includes life-nectar (the nectar of life).

I sincerely feel bad for anyone who has a negative attitude, in general. Negativity significantly detracts from the quality of one's life.

Logisticare: you suck. Once again, you've eclipsed the one hour mark on my morning commute.

Set a positive example. Live in a way that if everyone lives the way you live things would be cool.

63 minutes should not elapse during a vehicular trip from 11 Cheryl Lane, Monroe Township, NJ to 666 Plainsboro Road, Plainsboro, NJ.

Just trust me on this one: living with a more positive attitude will significantly improve your life.

my physical therpasist's name: **** One More Time ******

True Story

My mom: Bring whatever you want to our beach house.
My aunt: Should I bring an avocado?

I often write about events in MY life.  I feel a strong desire to share my thoughts with the public.  I see my blog as a digital pulpit.  So, usually a thought I have (whether it be a thought about Fluffin, a philosophical thought, an inspirational thought, a totally random thought, or a relatively funny thought), I post on my blog.  I assume anybody who reads my blog has some interest in the events in my life / thoughts in my frenetic mind.  Actually, I tried to write a whole novel about my recovery, and I promptly gave up after I realized I don't have the attention-span to take on an effort like writing an entirely congealed novel.

I wonder how Logisticare manages to stay afloat using the awful business model they've presented before me.

The mole problem has created a huge rift in our family.

Love ALL Animals

I see my love of animals as an embrace and love of living things.  I love all animals, but I'm somewhat allergic to dogs (only some dogs give me allergies).  The fact that I love animals, but some dogs give me allergies, leads to me absolutely loving cats. Anybody who's had a bad experience with a particularly hissy/mangy cat, and has a bad opinion of cats as a result, fails to see the whole picture.  Although some cats can be awfully "catty", in general, cats are awesome.  In general, animals are awesome.

Somehow, I manage to stay positive amidst all of the unapologetically ignorant people I deal with on a daily basis.

Don't even try to penetrate my positive orb with negative energy.

Logisticare: with a driver scheduled to pick me up at 8 AM, I should arrive at my therapy in PLAINSBORO before 10 AM.

The human skeletal system can only hold so much weight against the force of gravity.

Logisticare needs to figure out picking up more people on a trip extends the duration of the trip.

Put a positive spin on most things.

Cinco de Mayo - an excuse to eat chili.

Based on my mathematical understanding, Anne Hathaway's acting ability inversely correlates with her nude scenes (not to say she ever had good acting skills).

Treating a person with respect makes that person more prone to do nice things for you.

My father has made an art form out of killing a joke.

I think it has taken me longer to read the "Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition" than it has ever taken me to read any magazine. I read the "Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition" every morning when I poop since the magazine came out. I still have yet to finish the magazine.

Attractive single females: I move into my own place soon. I bought a sweet heart-shaped waterbed to go in my new bedroom. Contact me about sleeping with an attractive man in the waterbed.

My name is Mike, but my parents call me Matt.