I should buy an APP from the APP store.

I feel vindicated for refusing to watch the Grammys after hearing my mom ridicule Madonna for her abysmal-looking facial plastic surgery.

I've always had a high propensity to place myself in debaucherous situations.

Do dead people count when one refers to "everybody"?

I usually behave with one question in mind: "How would Snaglepus react?"

One must consider the societal/historical/metaphysical implications of the question, "Why does goat cheese exist?"

Don't Vote For Christie

I hope this whole "bridgegate" thing enlightens people to the kind of corruption that Chris Christie would bring to the white house.  This, hopefully, will prevent people from voting for that fat-ass.

Who Can You Trust?

In light of the political-battle between the Hoboken mayor and Chris Christie, I realize I can never trust politicians.  Who knows if the Hoboken mayor just makes accusations againt the governor for some kind of political posture?  I therefore think you should support the person you can trust the most when voting.  Don't vote based on a person's political policies.

Earl loves/d pooping in the grill.

One can observe the maturation process I've gone through since the beginning of my blog by reading my blog posts from the inception of "Profoundly Relevant Meditations". I've become much less petty.

The stupidity of cats astounds me. This is one reason why I love cats. Their stupidity contributes to their cuteness. Cats do the most asinine things.

Does Anybody Support My Movie Taste?

As the patients in my therapy watched "Get Him to the Greek" (a movie which I love), we had to turn it off for the offensive language.  We then watched "Wicker Park".  I felt like asking if we could stop watching it for the offensive storyline.

Fluffin received a Cat-Nip-filled stuffed-lobster toy from Christmas. She just loves that thing.

Don't pass judgement on people. You have no idea what kind of shit a person endures in his or her personal life.

Thank You

A conversation I had with a client at Bancroft made me realize I have

a phenomenal friend in Tyler Chaira.

A car threw the client aside,

and his former friend drove away.

That client had a distant friend.

That client had an unreliable friend.

As I lay on the mountainside, about to die,

Tyler didn't forget about me.

All the while, Ski Patrol sits on their asses.

As I told Marisa Brahney,

I had a friend, literally,

save my life.

I, literally, owe you my life,

Tyler Chaira.

Thank you.

I Should Stop Being So Petty

The way in which Colin Kaepernick grooms his beard doesn't represent his entire personality.

I can't imagine my world before I started watching hedgehog videos. I was a very uninformed/ignorant/underprivileged person. Now I need to get a pet hedgehog.

Don't Allow This Guy To Be Paralyzed

Support Michaels Nichols.  This poor guy broke his neck (fractured his C5 vertebrate) playing ice hockey, and could potientially be paralyzed.  It really helps me when I see each October how many people support me.

Stop It

Stop complaining to me about inconveniences.  People in other countries have serious problems, and you, somehow, think I really care about your lack of sleep last night?

The only problem with a lot of people, is a lot of towels.