Friday, October 19, 2012

I Don't Wear a Helmet

I saw somebody, the other day, at rehab, with a helmet on, and as much as my wheelchair marginalizes me, at least I don't have to wear a helmet.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Alter My Suit

I dislike when a person alters a word to display emphasis by adding letters, like altering so to "sooooooo".  This just alters the pronunciation of the word.  This alters the normal pronunciation of the word to a sound one makes when one says the word "food", or a completely unknown pronunciation.  Just capitalize the word or embolden it.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Relevance

Do I really love Lost in Translation or do I just enjoy looking at Scarlett Johansson?

Friday, October 12, 2012

Interrogation

I should investigate my hatred for the image the rapper Drake presents.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Friendship Growth

I just remembered I wanted to announce something before the race, yesterday.  So, I'll, just, post the announcement here.  I wanted to announce all of my therapists have become my friends, if he or she desires my friendship.

Transcend

All of the on-lookers provided me with extra motivation to walk across the finish line, yesterday.  I really wanted to impress people.  I don't lie when I say my recovery results from a collection of my family and my friends motivating me.  When I go to therapy, the thought of impressing my awesome family and my awesome friends motivates me.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Questions of Nomenclature

I have a couple questions regarding nomenclature.  You have your parent's cousin as your "second cousin".  Then, what category does your 2nd cousin's children fall under?  Does a category exist?  Ask yourself these thought-provoking questions.

Friday, October 5, 2012

Can't We All Just Get Along

I made a decision to change my behavior, yesterday.  A man yelled in the cafeteria, and I passed judgement on him as talking too loud, and having a terrible personality.  My physical therapist, then, introduced me to this man.  He turned out to have a very friendly personality, and he had a very acceptable sense of humor.  Brain injuries affect people in different ways, and his brain injury probably gave him a difficult time doing things that others find "socially acceptable", and I shouldn't pass judgement on brain injury  patients so easily.  The fact that I found out that I, actually, liked this man taught me a valuable lesson.  I need to accept other humans more readily.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Shut Up, In the Name of God

Doesn't a DJ know singing along with the music, into a microphone, doesn't add anything to the listening enjoyment by the listeners.  Actually, doing that pisses listeners, like me, off.