Hope For the Unintelligent

I use the website "lumosity.com" often, to strengthen my injured brain.  This website uses the idea of neuroplasticity to strengthen the brain cells.  Recent science has concluded the brain neurons can strengthen through time.  So, a person can strengthen his or her brain.  Smart people can become super-smart, and unintelligent people can become intelligent.

Stop Picking Your Nose (In My Presence)

As a result of my brain injury, I have trouble behaving in a socially acceptable manner.  People interpret this weakness as a sign I'll accept any behavior.  My brain injury didn't lower my standards.

Prerequisite

I only have 1 guideline for my friends.  I call it MLC: Must Love Crackers.

Nickname

Please, call me "Quick Throat".

Why didn't Jeff Hostetler receive a "Hall of Fame" induction?

Puppy Bowl

I thought "Puppy Bowl IV" came around this year.  The fact we have already reached "Puppy Bowl IX" shows me how blind I've been.

I want to know why "Larry the Cable Guy"'s voice angers me.

Who's older?: my dad, or me

Pertinent Life-questioning

I need to find an answer for this question:  Why did I ever prefer any Wawa milkshake over the Banana-Strawberry smoothie from Wawa?