"You have a bad attitude about starving to death."

After I watch Dave Chappelle's bit on "The Secret", in which he states starving children have real problems when compared to middle-class angst, I realize that my "problems" are relatively insignificant.

In an effort to be more "normal", I promised myself to limit my posts about Fluffin, but I just love my cat and I don't care about expressing that.

I have a hard time getting down with anyone who doesn't love Neopolitan Ice Cream.

You CAN Do It, Keri!

A person often tells me he or she wishes he or she has my determination, and my persistance.  Unlike looks, these things aren't genetic.  I'm pretty tired of people "wishing" he or she could work as hard as me.  I often deprive myself of the foods I desperately crave.  I have an unending appetite.  My insatiable appetite IS genetic, and it does take determination to keep my body not obese.  I just want others to understand this: you CAN have my determination, and you CAN have my persistance.  In other words, get off your lazy butt and do something productive.

You can't always take the path of least resistance, and be happy.

Be a Gentleman

As long as a person acts polite and respectful in most situations, I have respect for that person. That person might be a weakling, but I'll have respect for him or her, and no chance will exist that this person's weakness will succumb to my dominant strength. *Disclaimer: Although I'm pretty strong, I don't think I have "dominant strength". I only use that term to exaggerate (in a funny way) the strength I have. I'm, actually, regardless of what my parents say, pretty skinny. I represent no challenge, physically, to a body builder who actually has "dominant strength". I'm arrogant and (in my opinion) pretty funny. At times, ideas that I express should be taken as humor, and not as arrogance. Re-focussing on the topic, it doesn't hurt to be polite to people. Before my accident, I acted like a punk in some situations. I have been much more friendly and polite since my accident. It seems as if people have really reacted positively to this behavioral alteration, and haven't taken advantage of me (I don't think so).

The "Wierd Al" Question

If I started to parody "Wierd Al" songs, would I be parodying "Wierd Al" songs, or would I be parodying original songs? If I make a parody of a parody, what am I parodying? What if someone parodies my parodies?

I used to have the UFMEA, but now I have the IFMEA.

Humping

Why do people call Wednesday "Hump Day"? "Hump Day" has no activity attached to it. A person does not walk around indiscriminently humping people, and then blames his or her behavior on "Hump Day". I wish people did this.