Opposing defenses should prepare for Marshawn Lynch's Beach-Mode.

I especially look for sugar nips in a significant other.

In the years I've spent playing games on lumosity.com, I've realized my divided attention could use some work.

My dad pounded this lesson into my head: "Once you smoke crack, you never go back."

Attractive women think I have a staring problem, but I just like to appreciate beauty.

The amount of baby powder I apply to my body keeps "Johnson and Johnson" thriving.

Be Happier 5 + 2 Days a Week

Joel Osteen has a book entitled Everyday a Friday: How to Be Happier 7 Days a Week.  As I like to do, I broke this title down logically.  In analyzing the logic of this title, I ran into a logical dilemna.  If everyday were a Friday, the weekend would not exist, and hence the great part about Fridays would not exist.  It seems as if Joel Osteen has established an awful world.

I tend to waste bodily hygiene products. I use an excessive amount of toilet paper, and don't even get me started on my napkin usage. I just like to have a clean butt, clean face, and clean hands.

I can sincerely say I have no enemies (at least from my point of view). I'd rather not spend mental energy on ill thoughts toward a specific person.