I Believe I Can't Fly

Why does R. Kelly base a song on the premiss of him flying?  Humans can't fly without the use of a jetpack.  I understand the use of symbolism to symbolize something difficult, but base your symbols on reality.  Don't use symbols to represent something impossible.  Instead sing something like "I believe I can be the president".

I can't befriend anybody who doesn't embrace the hilarious behavior of cats.

Look At Fluffin

I have no clue about God's existence, but the cuteness of my kitten provides a reasonable argument for him, her, or whatever having a role in the creation of everything.

The Director's Secret

I've found the secret behind the comedy of Tim and Eric: Awesome Show Great Job, and the art behind any of David Lynch's films.  Tim and Eric just make the viewer so confused he or she has no other option, but to laugh.  David Lynch just confuses the viewer he or she has no other option, but to love (or hate) the plot.

Pronounce "Sudoku" the proper way.

Just Replace That Shit

I've just realized something.  I become extremely angry, because I have brain damage (I don't become angry all the time).  When somethings occurs that makes me mad, positive thoughts soon replace the anger.  I just need to stop behaving so impulsively, and most of my anger will become replaced by positive vibes.

Look At My Nude Lower Body

I'll wear my Cinco C-Bund out today.

Kate Upton is too provocative. It's just unfair to any other woman.

A Perfectly Normal Frustration

I become so frustrated when I play "Sudoku", and somebody, looking over my shoulder, tells where to put a number.  nosey people