A 29-year-old male should be able to stand up without the assistance of his mother without someone telling that same male he can fall down and hurt himself. Even if that male often thinks most things can't seriously harm him, falling down will alert him to his weaknesses

I know my parents well enough to tell them to "shut the hell up". I wish I knew everyone this well.

"I should've worked harder": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSP6NI0k5Co&playnext=1&list=PLUVMEpQnchUYI-jN1BcH7HVg-9eMfkfRL&feature=results_main

It feels a lot better to be light, while depriving myself of the sweets I desperately crave, than to be heavier than I desire, while pigging out on every sweet in sight.

I can't figure out who loves power-washing more: Bob Vila or my mom. My mother just loves to power-wash. She loves hydraulics.

Who doesn't love a grilled zook?

I hate littering, and I hate "animal cruelty".

Doing Business: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YviYufXRw0g&feature=fvwp

Respect the universe: don't litter, and don't treat animals cruely.