Xari's Hair Proves To Be Too Terrible An Opponent For Italy

I Have the Power!

Does it ever occur to you how much power humans have.  One could just be driving to a friends house, and decide to swerve the car and murder someone.  One could just be eating, and decide to throw himself or herself on the ground and start screaming as if something horribly wrong happened.

I would rather stay slims, while depriving myself of my frequent cravings than over-eating and becoming too fat. If I appeased each one of my cravings I'd at least be 400 lbs.

Baz Luhrman Makes Shitty Movies

Why do people watch these highly stylized films?  I'll watch a good movie with clever writing, sharp cinematography, and a good story line over shitty 300 and any one of Baz Luhrman's pieces of shit any day.

I eat flavored yogurt every morning, but I still can't understand why anyone would like unflavored yogurt. I'll eat unflavored yogurt if I need to vomit.

I gained a lot of respect for my sister's boyfriend when he could tell the difference between a red bell pepper and an orange bell peper in a blind taste test.

Thinking about the scene of my conception horrifies me. I try not to think about it, or even think it ever happened. Unfortunately, this happened. I don't feel unfortunate to be alive, I only mean unfortunately my parents had intercourse.

I received my pocket protectors in the mail today.

Usually avoid using passive voice when reffering to taste.