It's Better To Give Then To Receive

As I've matured, I've realized the pleasure one receives when giving a gift.  Gift-giving isn't about receiving a dumb object that you'll someday grow bored with.  Gift-giving is about embracing (and cherishing) the relationship you've developed with the person receiving the gift, and giving him or her something that he or she will someday love, and enjoying the happiness he or she feels when opening that gift.  This Christmas I gave to my grandma a comfortable blanket, because she puts a blanket on me after therapy.  She's sometimes at my house, and she has a knack for tucking a person in for a nap.  Since she became / has been the Master Tucker-Inner, I decided to give her a comfortable blanket to re-pay her for her service to my comfort.

I can't wait until I can walk to the car that I used to own (and I will someday own it again), and drive it to Wawa. I can wait until I gain so much weight from drinking Wawa milkshakes.

My Friend Has a Close Relationship With His Penis

I have a friend who has an exceptionally polite relationship with his genitalia.  Whenever he pulls out his genitals to urinate he says, "How are you?"  When he has finished urinating he says, "Thank you."

If I ever become really famous, I'll start a group entitled SPAGI. SPAGI stands for S.trait P.eople A.gainst G.ay I.ntolerance. Witnessing someone derogatively refer to a homosexual or homosexuals really upsets me.

"You have a bad attitude about starving to death."

After I watch Dave Chappelle's bit on "The Secret", in which he states starving children have real problems when compared to middle-class angst, I realize that my "problems" are relatively insignificant.

In an effort to be more "normal", I promised myself to limit my posts about Fluffin, but I just love my cat and I don't care about expressing that.

I have a hard time getting down with anyone who doesn't love Neopolitan Ice Cream.

You CAN Do It, Keri!

A person often tells me he or she wishes he or she has my determination, and my persistance.  Unlike looks, these things aren't genetic.  I'm pretty tired of people "wishing" he or she could work as hard as me.  I often deprive myself of the foods I desperately crave.  I have an unending appetite.  My insatiable appetite IS genetic, and it does take determination to keep my body not obese.  I just want others to understand this: you CAN have my determination, and you CAN have my persistance.  In other words, get off your lazy butt and do something productive.

You can't always take the path of least resistance, and be happy.