What makes me so upset when I hear someone pronounce Dey Rd as Day Rd?

My Top 10

If I ever become famous, I'd pursue this list of women (with 1st being the best and 10 being the worst (Relatively speaking)):

1.  Kate Upton (Asside from having an all natural (I deduce this (those things look real)) vuluptuous body, and a gorgeous face, she's extremely charming.)
2.  Anne Hathaway (See "Love, and Other Drugs.)
3.  Scarlett Johansen (I'd like to smooch those luscious lips)
4.  Cintia Dicker (hottest ginger ever)
5.  Emilia Clarke (Daenaryus) (She makes the list just based on the exposure of her righteous body in "Game of Thrones" (I'm going to miss that))
6.  Chan Marshall (she's probably too old, but maybe she's a "cougar") (She's attractive, and she has a stellar voice (she's a double whammy)).
7.  Hannah Davis (one of the many reason I want to be Derek Jeter)
8.  Kate Bock (Rookie of the Year)
9.  Rooney Mara (She's really beautiful)
10.  Kristen Stewart (I just think she looks good.  I don't desire her personality that much)

Can't = No Ability Whatsoever

Over the course of my recovery, I've met many people who claim to have "big balls".  A person like this will often say, "If I CAN'T do something, I just try harder."  Saying you "can't" do something means you have no physical ability to accomplish the said task.  Humans "can't" fly.  We don't have have the physical ability to fly, because our bodies aren't meant for flight.  When I face a very challenging task, I just think, if I have a hard time doing this, I'll just try harder.

Any Day = 24 Hours

When I ask someone how his or her day was, I'll sometimes receive a response of "LONG".  When I want to know the quality of somebodys day, I have NO interest in the length.  The last time I checked, all days have the same exact duration.

I recommend that you don't wake-up and think your birthday party takes place later today, when in actuality it takes place tomorrow.

One has an easier time saying "I can't do it" as opposed to saying "I have a very difficult time doing it."

I eat slower than any living person.

It seems as if at my conception the chromosomes became perfectly aligned to make me destroy any Sudoku puzzle.

Of course you'd forget your head if it wasn't attached. If your head wasn't attached, you'd have no way of remembering where you put your head.