Two Men and a Truck

I have a coffee mug that advertises a moving company called "Two Men and a Truck".  On the mug the website "www.twomen.com" is printed.  Not seeing how this relates to the company name, I mistakenly thought the website printed reads "t-women".  "t" and then "women".  I thought this might be a funny thing to share.

I can't stop Fluffman from turning into a pancake.

A Realistic Dilemma

I always wonder what I would I do if the hottest girl in the world wants me, but every time she has to poop, she poops her pants.

I'm watching "Gremlins" (a film about the little guy Jimmy).

This holiday season has me thinking about "A Trader Joe's Christmas".

My Accident Does Not Define Me

I have reached the realization that any effect of my accident (ataxia, poor proprioception, and other fancy words) don't at all define me.  I'm a disciplined, in-shape runner, who's intelligent, confident, extremely friendly, and funny.

My anger outbursts have decreased in frequency.

I find small natural boobies more attractive than large implanted boobies.

I sometimes wonder how hard a race horse pisses.