Questioning Hot Water

I find the commonly used term "hot-water heater" to be completely unnecessary.  If the water's already hot, why does it need to be heated?  Shouldn't the term be "cold-water heater" or "warm-water heater"?

My mom's obsession with throwing away dirty napkins doesn't mix with my obsession with napkins.

Does cleanliness justify enduring the cornucopia of pain I inevitably experience when shower soap comes in contact with my right eyeball?

Everybody needs to know I had a ham omelette for breakfast. ham and eggs: what a classic combo

Since I've begun to monitor my cholesterol intake (I have really high cholesterol), I've realized how much I love cholesterol.

A vastness exists in the way I feel inside whenever I hear a Gwen Stefani song versus the way I feel inside whenever I witness Gwen Stefani doing anything other than singing.

I wrote a memorandum for the Big East once Rutgers joined the Pac East conference.

In an attempt to complexify matters, I often complicate matters.

I must temper the rage that pop. music provokes within my soul, or else I'd be a wild beast