I bid thee welcome, fellow traveler on The Truth Travel

Long enough have I deprived the world of my profoundly relevant meditations. Not realizing the grave injustice to society that I was performing, all these years I've selfishly deprived the public of my ideas, my contemplations, my realizations, my epiphanies, my gold nuggets of thought of the perpetually fertile plot of my mind. Well, I refuse to continue this egregious offense any longer. The time has come to expose, in unadulterated nudity, my genius. Fortune has smiled on you, oh curious reader. You have not traveled in vain, for your Journey of Truth has reached its apex. You must search no longer. Please sit, relax and enjoy the fruits of your labor. Eat from the apple of honesty, splurge on the grapes of courage, drink from the wine of wisdom, bathe in the bath of longevity, admire the flower of friendship and dance with the gnomes of knowledge. For the revelations that lie ahead will someday prove to be the most significant, influential and momentous works in the history of mankind.