Sporting Facial Hair Doesn't Automatically Make You a Scumbag

I hate the Red Sox, not only because I'm a huge Yankees' fan, but because all of the Red Sox give facial hair a bad name.  It's like a clubhouse trend to look like a scumbag.  Most of the Red Sox sport these ratty un-groomed beards.  They mostly grow long hair, and basically each player does whatever he can to look like the biggest scum bag he possibly can.  Kevin Youkilis and Johnny Damon went from looking like homeless beggars to both looking as smooth as a baby's bottom when they joined the Yankees.  You can still grow a beard (like me) without looking like a scumbag (like Dustin Pedroia).