Kale

I saw an infomercial on the Nutribullet (a juicer) tonight.  My father has a juicer.  When I lived at home, he made me smoothies using his juicer.  One time he served me a smoothie with Kale as an ingredient.  WHAT A MISTAKE.  I took one sip of that shit, and the gag reflex was so strong that I immediately spit that shit up.  The fact that we make things with Kale as an ingredient significantly lowers my confidence in the human race.  Visit this link to see a funny Jim Gaffigan bit on kale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcI7jgkwdCM