Existential Matt

Witnessing (and hearing) so many inaccuracies, without the motivation to speak understandably, and correct these inaccuracies, makes me feel so helpless.

Collura Problem Solving Technique (CPST)

Just take anything that annoys you, and throw it, if it has a small enough size to throw.  I do that shit all the time.

Parents These Days

Why do parents call everything typed, like Facebook messages, text messages, or Facebook wall-postings, an "e-mail"?  Maybe just my parents do that.

You okay, Hun?

I won't miss everybody pitying me, because of my injuries.  Every single time I have a complication, as a result of one of my injuries, like when I cough, and all that wonderful stuff, somebody always wonders what I have a problem with.  Since I have a difficult time speaking, I don't feel like explaining myself.  I sustained a freaking snowboarding accident.  Of course I have problems.

Professionals

Why do lady tennis pros look so good?  Outside of USA lady stars, Maria Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic, I usually root for the better looking lady.  So, beside any USA star, Maria Sharapova, or Ana Ivanovic, I have a really difficult time choosing.  Please, inform me of any female tennis player that looks better than Ana Ivanovic, and Maria Sharapova.  I won't accept "Ana Kournikova".

Vinny the Horse

I support Italy in soccer, because I have 50 percent Italian ancestry.  I don't hang an Italian flag out of my window.  I don't have that much pride in my Italian ancestry.  A lot of people have too much pride in their Italian ancestry, and the fact that they know some Italian words.  Have a little pride in your birthplace.  I would root for USA in an Italian-USA soccer match.

Great Expectations

My recovery has really taught me the importance of expectations.  Every day I expect a lot from myself, and usually that belief comes to fruition.  I have to use a lot of devices in my recovery, and when I have a positive outlook of using that device, instead of having a negative outlook of using that device, things usually go just as I have expected.

Hand-made

The term "hand-made" pisses me off.  Don't humans make everything by hand?

Low-cal Blue Cheese

I get so pissed off when I have, like, a cheeseburger and a Diet Coke, and somebody makes a foolish commented like, "That cheeseburger kind of cancels out the Diet Coke."  I want to subtract calories when I fucking can.  Doesn't the fact I take in extra calories with the cheeseburger necessitate the fact that I drink Diet Coke?