The Truth About Cats and Dogs

I get perturbed when people try to apply human characteristics to pets.  For instance, a person will say that a cat acts carefree, and a dog acts very needy.  The difference lies in the fact that cats have a fucking less evolved brain, and therefore, cats can't tell when people talk to a freaking cat.  Dogs have evolved more than cats, and apparently neediness comes along with a more evolved brain.  Cats can't do as much as dogs, because cats haven't evolved as much as dogs, not because cats care less than dogs.